Doomed for Happiness

I blue myself. #atomicturquoise #manicpanic #turquoisehair #ombreturquoise

I blue myself. #atomicturquoise #manicpanic #turquoisehair #ombreturquoise

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and this little thing

and this little thing

pick your dick! (finally; more color options for your favorite inappropriate cat and dog toys) meowadays.com

pick your dick! (finally; more color options for your favorite inappropriate cat and dog toys) meowadays.com

Made for Coffee the dog, who was rescued last week 🎉

Made for Coffee the dog, who was rescued last week 🎉

#selfportrait

#selfportrait

omg, Bruce Lee is in my kitchen.

omg, Bruce Lee is in my kitchen.

"There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction." -#SalvadorDali #peanutbutterpie #pugpie #mariokart8 #masterbaker

"There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction." -#SalvadorDali #peanutbutterpie #pugpie #mariokart8 #masterbaker